How To Know When Stephen Colbert Enters 'Full Summer Mode'

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  • If the bandana is on, it means our host has achieved his peak summer form. #Colbert #Summer #LSSC
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  • Les Kelley
    Les Kelley 13 hari yang lalu

    I always just assumed your birthday suit was a suit. We need more shirtless picutres of you, preferably riding a horse or sitting next to a tiger.

  • dave d
    dave d 16 hari yang lalu

    What will you *BRAINWASHED* fools do when all the truth about the Deep State that Stephen Colbert is a *SHILL FOR* comes out????? How will you face your family and friends and co-workers? More importantly, how will you face YOURSELVES?????????

  • stairs021
    stairs021 21 hari yang lalu

    Colbert has lost all my respect since he started to become part of the left. Not sure why IDclips recommends this. No longer funny.

  • Peter H
    Peter H 21 hari yang lalu

    Colbert perpetuates evil

  • BLUE MOXIE
    BLUE MOXIE 23 hari yang lalu

    Steven Walks around With the BORAT MANKINIE, With a fake Mustash

  • OtolUMeF
    OtolUMeF 24 hari yang lalu

    You worry more about the droopy fig, and left the rest of us to deal with the racist rotten orange! DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN! Also. ... we love you!

  • A.I
    A.I 28 hari yang lalu

    Hey Colbert remember Isaac Kappy..before he died he said..YOU are a pedophile!

  • Ol Rai
    Ol Rai Bulan Yang lalu

    Jean Baptiste is amazing at music but horrendous at talking

  • Semper Fish
    Semper Fish Bulan Yang lalu +1

    Colbert loved his vacation to epstein island and he even picked up fashion tips to impress his child sex slaves.

  • Jakob Peter Raahauge
    Jakob Peter Raahauge Bulan Yang lalu

    Wait a sec - did he *drive* his boat?

  • Temitope Shoniyi
    Temitope Shoniyi Bulan Yang lalu

    I love when Colbert and John interact 🤗

  • William Alexander
    William Alexander Bulan Yang lalu

    I love how Stephen and John seem to really like each other. I hope they are really friends

  • Chris Floyd
    Chris Floyd Bulan Yang lalu

    John is such a great part of the show

  • Thatone Guy
    Thatone Guy Bulan Yang lalu

    John and Steven make a great duet

  • Myles Heneke
    Myles Heneke Bulan Yang lalu

    Steve's got an old man phone cover. Love him

  • Florin Fratica
    Florin Fratica Bulan Yang lalu

    He looks like jeffrey dean morgan with the sunglasses and bandana

  • Lauryn Stewart
    Lauryn Stewart Bulan Yang lalu

    LEMME DRIVE THE BOAT

  • Latriece Williams
    Latriece Williams Bulan Yang lalu

    Bye ugly you and your lamp you sure is ugly bye

  • Fifthelement203
    Fifthelement203 Bulan Yang lalu

    Steven in the bandanna looks like that dude from the walking dead with the baseball bat 😂😂😂

  • Elizabeth Silverio
    Elizabeth Silverio Bulan Yang lalu

    I love him 😍

  • Dragonflame911
    Dragonflame911 Bulan Yang lalu

    Sorry but...the fact that the captions keep calling figs "figures" is driving me crazy...and I try to avoid being a grammar nazi 😿

  • Daniel Dickson
    Daniel Dickson Bulan Yang lalu

    I was waiting through the whole clip for that "droopy figs" joke.

    • - Buehmann
      - Buehmann Bulan Yang lalu

      When I heard that, I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.

  • Rosanna Chiang
    Rosanna Chiang Bulan Yang lalu

    Your bandanna is happy to see you!

  • David Bouckley
    David Bouckley Bulan Yang lalu

    #FigNews

  • SWolfmoon
    SWolfmoon Bulan Yang lalu

    I am watching this episode right now on demand and this bit just happened and while watching it I was laughing so hard my stomach hurts now, not only because the story including the picture of Colbert wearing the bandana (#sexybandanaman) was funny but it was the CC subtitles that made it so hilarious. Every single time he would say ‘fig’, the subtitle would use the word ‘figure/s’ and when he says “fig tree” the subtitle said “figure treatment”. I was laughing so hard because I can imagine someone that is hard of hearing or deaf, reading that and watching what is actually happening when Colbert shows the pictures of fig jam and him making the jam, and being so damn confused, then figuring it out, then laughing hard about it. Because it was sounding ridiculous for a second, but then thanks to visual assistance it all suddenly makes sense that the subtitle bot is just being stupid.

  • Noel Down
    Noel Down Bulan Yang lalu

    I don't why it is, but I find it really annoying that a privileged American is bragging to an adulating crowd about owning land which he visits once a year, and about going fishing. It's so quintessentially American yet somehow just not quite right.

  • Fifi Napo
    Fifi Napo Bulan Yang lalu

    Ahhhh taking a break from comedy brainwashing

  • Donald Trump With A Small Loan of a Million Subs

    We need to take away all the summers and deport them so Stephan can't leave anymore.

  • James Stevens
    James Stevens Bulan Yang lalu

    I see all the Liberal snowflake cult followers are here praising and worshiping. Trump winning again in 2020, get you some of that Colbeir ya crying little liberal, man up and grow a pair. You look frail like a Woman. Ah ha ha ha

  • beanie0112
    beanie0112 Bulan Yang lalu

    @ 2:49 is exactly how I pick my women.

  • Buchi Chu
    Buchi Chu Bulan Yang lalu

    Aren’t figs like, full of bug larvae or something? That’s probably why they droop. 🤢

    • - Buehmann
      - Buehmann Bulan Yang lalu

      When I heard his "droopy figs" joke, I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.

  • lcozzarelli
    lcozzarelli Bulan Yang lalu +2

    I wanted to see a pic of a droopy fig, and then a fig that looks ripe, but is not in fact droopy.

    • - Buehmann
      - Buehmann Bulan Yang lalu

      When I heard that, I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.

  • Marissa Lanza
    Marissa Lanza Bulan Yang lalu

    You look so cute Stephen 🤨☺️☺️☺️☺️

  • Marissa Lanza
    Marissa Lanza Bulan Yang lalu +1

    Droopy balls 🤨😂😂😂😂😂

    • - Buehmann
      - Buehmann Bulan Yang lalu

      When I heard his "droopy figs" joke, I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.

  • Acrylbilder gießen
    Acrylbilder gießen Bulan Yang lalu +1

    Unlike Jesus, you at least know when it's the figs' time..... 😂 😂 😂

    • - Buehmann
      - Buehmann Bulan Yang lalu

      When I heard his "droopy figs" joke, I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.

  • Sharon Vess
    Sharon Vess Bulan Yang lalu

    This was recommended by IDclips. Not sure why.

  • KAIJU MECHA
    KAIJU MECHA Bulan Yang lalu

    I need to apply an internship in Colbert show, in fact, I write very dark jokes:)

  • Ricardum
    Ricardum Bulan Yang lalu

    Olha o estrago q o Steve Bannon esta fazendo pelo globo, aqui no Brasil foi o Jair Bolsonaro que endeusa o Trump e abana o rabo pra política norte americana com uma postura entreguista. Pelo menos a luta de vocês é ideológica, aqui além disso o presidente esta prostituindo nos direitos para uma minoria ficar mais rica pra justificar o rombo q esta acontecendo com o governo entregando nossos recursos para a economia de vocês continuar sólida.

  • justalurkr
    justalurkr Bulan Yang lalu

    His stylist is crying and we're loving it

  • Lil Gamer
    Lil Gamer Bulan Yang lalu

    Teach

  • Lil Gamer
    Lil Gamer Bulan Yang lalu

    Sooks

  • Cashmere Funk
    Cashmere Funk Bulan Yang lalu +1

    Woooow so cool at 4.15 lolololo.

  • Weirdunclebob V
    Weirdunclebob V Bulan Yang lalu

    Poor fish. :'( Great apart from that! :D

  • enriqueali
    enriqueali Bulan Yang lalu

    Embarrassing Dad Stories....🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • jacksonlady69
    jacksonlady69 Bulan Yang lalu

    I could watch 3 hours of this.

  • Maryana
    Maryana Bulan Yang lalu

    хоспади, да Стивен же как любая бабушка за 55 лет хаха, миленько :Р

  • Richard Christie
    Richard Christie Bulan Yang lalu

    Loving the subtitles. They're convinced he's really into maths "That figure tree really gives up its fruit." "Where are my figures... That's not my figures... You don't have to chant figure, I promise you" - "I get a bunch of figures and I chop them up with a little bit of lemon and sugar and make a figure jam." - "My little tower of figures" - "You never pick a figure before it droops... The droopy figure means it's ripe."

  • Rae Lynn
    Rae Lynn Bulan Yang lalu

    My son was betting some serious money that the beard would make a comeback!

  • Muzikrazy213
    Muzikrazy213 Bulan Yang lalu

    I really needed this segment. always ALWAYS tell ppl about your days off Stephen. You have no idea how much this country needs just you talking about it.😔

  • Margo
    Margo Bulan Yang lalu

    I love figs. Yum!

  • Ingrid Wheeler
    Ingrid Wheeler Bulan Yang lalu

    I discovered ripe figs in Virginia.
    As a Northerner, who had only known the dried ones at Xmas, or the Newton variety, I can tell you it was an epiphany i will never forget.

  • José Klash Semedo
    José Klash Semedo Bulan Yang lalu +2

    Wow, so that's how oldschool Colbert is... He mentioned "Megaman" referring about "Protoman's" bandana!

  • Wendy Horvath
    Wendy Horvath Bulan Yang lalu

    Photos of his figs

    • - Buehmann
      - Buehmann Bulan Yang lalu

      Isn't that what got Anthony Weiner in a lot of trouble?
      When I heard his "droopy figs" joke, I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.

  • 3finger10
    3finger10 Bulan Yang lalu

    I was hoping he would drown. Trump 2020.......

  • hen ko
    hen ko Bulan Yang lalu +1

    Droopy Figs. 🤣

  • Truth Dakidgod
    Truth Dakidgod Bulan Yang lalu

    Stephen looks like negan on that bandana pic

  • Leopard Bra Brado
    Leopard Bra Brado Bulan Yang lalu

    Take a permanent vacation loser

  • P.J.C. jnp
    P.J.C. jnp Bulan Yang lalu

    Punk

    • hen ko
      hen ko Bulan Yang lalu

      I still miss the old Colbert Report....when Stephen was side splitting funny

  • Marie Temple
    Marie Temple Bulan Yang lalu

    you are rocking that bandana StepDylan

  • Ask to seduce Miss
    Ask to seduce Miss Bulan Yang lalu

    his beard is as pure white as the fresh driven snow!