Jail Cell Cold Open - SNL

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  • A group of prisoners (Kate McKinnon, Kenan Thompson, Pete Davidson, Chris Redd, Michael Keaton, Kyle Mooney) discuss why they got arrested.
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  • Joey Short
    Joey Short 4 jam yang lalu

    1:06

  • Bianca Muldrow
    Bianca Muldrow 8 jam yang lalu

    "You want a reenactment?" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Melissa Pasos
    Melissa Pasos 12 jam yang lalu

    I agree. There are problems in our family and we need to be sure we all work to pay our bills. This is more of an agenda for how we engage in a discussion between family and men or women when they choose to take care of our homework or school activities with kids.

  • suheyla afra
    suheyla afra 14 jam yang lalu

    Hahahahaahajahahahahahaha

  • Lilith Rogers
    Lilith Rogers Hari Yang lalu

    Gonna add d tRUMP pretty soon then it'll really get bad!!!

  • ME R
    ME R Hari Yang lalu

    Where is BTS???

  • Canais Young
    Canais Young 2 hari yang lalu +1

    Pete Davidson looks better with a bald head and a three-piece suit. It actually makes him look like an adult.

  • An Lourdes Arias
    An Lourdes Arias 3 hari yang lalu

    WHERE IS BTS VIDEO?????????,

  • Katherine Alvarez
    Katherine Alvarez 4 hari yang lalu +4

    Michael Keaton, I donโ€™t know where youโ€™ve been, but Iโ€™m so glad youโ€™re back.

  • J Chors
    J Chors 5 hari yang lalu

    00:02 Never thought i'd hear those words on SNL. Maybe they'll pass the message on to the real MSNBC.

  • Darryl Smith
    Darryl Smith 5 hari yang lalu +1

    Hahaha his beard tho

  • khalid mohamud
    khalid mohamud 6 hari yang lalu

    free 6ix9ine

  • Lishaan Hettipathirana
    Lishaan Hettipathirana 6 hari yang lalu +1

    This is my favorite cold open

  • Ron Baines
    Ron Baines 7 hari yang lalu

    Young ass audience

  • Riche Bright
    Riche Bright 7 hari yang lalu +1

    Kate does psycho so well it makes me question her sanity.

  • Lanee
    Lanee 8 hari yang lalu

    Cut it out โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘

  • See Elle
    See Elle 8 hari yang lalu

    My nigga, Michael Keaton

  • cole sutherland
    cole sutherland 9 hari yang lalu

    That was dumb da dumb dumb dumb da da dumb stoopid



    I hate 6ix 9ine

  • Mo Money
    Mo Money 9 hari yang lalu +2

    Couldโ€™ve used a different actor for 69.... Pete wouldโ€™ve been a better 69... she kind of botched it

  • ner0
    ner0 10 hari yang lalu +1

    Blood sugar drop there, Keaton: @5:00 "...'cause I'm an acold dactual James Bond Super Villain..."

  • Breeze Dorling
    Breeze Dorling 12 hari yang lalu

    IM THE GOD DAM BATMAN

  • Ji - Eun Kim
    Ji - Eun Kim 12 hari yang lalu +1

    Tekashi 6IX9ine was charged for statutory rape, but I think the censors decided against that.

  • Queen Nsuccess
    Queen Nsuccess 12 hari yang lalu

    Pete looks so fine in a suit and bald.His voice actually hot in this skit

  • BurnTheReceipt
    BurnTheReceipt 12 hari yang lalu

    Wheres MadTv?

  • joe blow
    joe blow 13 hari yang lalu

    I don't like this julian is a hero

    • Richard Williams
      Richard Williams 11 hari yang lalu

      He wiped his shit on the walls of the Ecuadorian embassy...that cancels out everything else...

  • cmakelky37
    cmakelky37 13 hari yang lalu +1

    Portraying Assange as a supervillian ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„. SNL punching down with the US military

  • Denzel Horton
    Denzel Horton 15 hari yang lalu +6

    Julian Assange ain't bad. He has given us the truth behind all the governments of this world

    • Kayon G
      Kayon G 12 hari yang lalu

      Lies!

    • Denzel Horton
      Denzel Horton 14 hari yang lalu +1

      Chip Mahgilify why?

    • Chip Mahgilify
      Chip Mahgilify 14 hari yang lalu +1

      @Denzel....you mean the TRUTH about humanity....it's looking you in the mirror. Julian deserves nothing less than to be shot for treason, and thrown into an open pit.

  • elven bitch
    elven bitch 15 hari yang lalu +15

    Julien Assange is a public hero. The media either ignores him or mocks him as in this skit. And it's no wonder, SNL is just another show owned by a man with extremely deep pockets whose interests are threatened by Assange's existence.

    • elven bitch
      elven bitch 13 hari yang lalu

      +Chip Mahgilify The media has done a great job of painting him as a "backwards right-winger". Yet he's always published information that impacts both the left and the right, because Wikileaks is about exposing corruption, whomever it may involve. And it has never once been an average Joe. It's rich fucks.

    • Chip Mahgilify
      Chip Mahgilify 14 hari yang lalu

      Julian is a first class piece of human GARBAGE...it's the hallmark of a anti-social hacker, who is STILL licking imaginary wounds, and like the coward he is, hides behinds skirts and a computer screen to exact revenge(rolls eyes).

  • Mal Uminse
    Mal Uminse 15 hari yang lalu +1

    Boycott SNL!!! Oh wait. No one watches anyway.

  • Mal Uminse
    Mal Uminse 15 hari yang lalu +11

    Wikileaks is the greatest engine of free speech since the printing press. Julian Assange is a hero. He 'attacked the military' by exposing torture and illegal murder. They publish true information about bad governments. WL = free speech.
    SNL used to be anti-establishment. Now its old man propaganda. Amazing its still on the air.

    • Chip Mahgilify
      Chip Mahgilify 14 hari yang lalu

      @Mal...your as delusional as Manning and Assange. The truth is, your anti-social, anti-culture, and most likely a VERY unhappy person. Now go get your sex change operation on the gov't dime while you still can...NOW Jesus Loves you(rolls eyes)

  • Loek 96
    Loek 96 15 hari yang lalu

    Julian Assange a villain?

  • 30mmBallistic
    30mmBallistic 15 hari yang lalu +4

    What sane person can sit through and watch this garbage?

  • Richard Lafond
    Richard Lafond 15 hari yang lalu +36

    Assange is not a criminal.

    • Ash Ketchum
      Ash Ketchum 9 hari yang lalu

      I do agree, Assange is not a criminal, he is simply seen that way in the eyes of most countries

    • Richard Lafond
      Richard Lafond 12 hari yang lalu +3

      +Chip Mahgilify Protection of the freedom of speech. Obviously you don't value this.

    • Light Bringer
      Light Bringer 13 hari yang lalu +5

      Richard Lafond - I agree. Julian Assange is an international hero.
      โœจ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒโœจ

    • Chip Mahgilify
      Chip Mahgilify 14 hari yang lalu +1

      @weinernose...say's the little man who is morally and ethically BANKRUPT. BURY that cockroach Manning and Assange together in a nameless plot, and fill it with shyte.

    • Chip Mahgilify
      Chip Mahgilify 14 hari yang lalu +3

      @ Richard LaFond....actually, that human piece of GARBAGE is just now getting his due. Libertards LOVE illegal aliens, criminals, drug addicts and miscreants. They HATE America, are anti-culture, anti-marriage, anti-family and THRIVE on chaos & disorder. Assange and that other confused piece of shyte Manning deserve to be cell-mates 24-7-365 in LOCKDOWN...forever.

  • For your health
    For your health 15 hari yang lalu +3

    Pete Davidson plays a great bald Pete Davidson

  • NeverMindGaming
    NeverMindGaming 17 hari yang lalu

    Every where you look

  • taco_de_muerte
    taco_de_muerte 17 hari yang lalu

    Why are half of them dressed regular ๐Ÿ˜‘ for fucks sake

  • JayE Smoke
    JayE Smoke 17 hari yang lalu +1

    Thx SNL good stuff๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜‰

  • El Chingon
    El Chingon 17 hari yang lalu +1

    Why doesn't SNL do a skit about AOC? There's a ton of material there. Oh, right...

  • MsLogjam
    MsLogjam 17 hari yang lalu

    What's ironic about the porn star needing to distance herself line is that Linda Marciano, once known as Linda Lovelace, said after she escaped from Chuck Traynor, she sometimes had to hire lawyers to protect her from other lawyers because so many of them kept trying to rip her off, as if her having been a porn star meant everyone was free to screw her any way they could.

  • jsudlow12
    jsudlow12 18 hari yang lalu +1

    Lolol that was the funniest snl Iโ€™ve seen in awhil

  • Edwin Rodriguez
    Edwin Rodriguez 18 hari yang lalu

    Oh that arieanas boy

  • Edwin Rodriguez
    Edwin Rodriguez 18 hari yang lalu +1

    500,000๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค™

  • Greg Nelson
    Greg Nelson 18 hari yang lalu +1

    Love seeing Michael Keaton!

  • Megalon73
    Megalon73 18 hari yang lalu

    Michael Keaton looks like Jon Voight. who another ass kisser to trump nation.

  • Messalina
    Messalina 18 hari yang lalu

    Why is she sooo hot in this?

  • trees
    trees 19 hari yang lalu +1

    I LOST IT AT COMMUNICATIONS MAJOR

  • David Pannozzo
    David Pannozzo 19 hari yang lalu

    No, Sorry I didnโ€™t see Batman in Michael Keaton, I saw Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice is one of my favorite movies from Michael, and I want a Beetlejuice 2 and a Beetlejuice Stern Pinball Machine.

  • G Money
    G Money 19 hari yang lalu

    Hats off the Michael Keaton,..you wanna get nuts letโ€™s get nuts. Batman doesnโ€™t always keep it professional.....sometimes he likes to get personal.

  • Cisco Budge
    Cisco Budge 19 hari yang lalu

    lame, stupid. not funny. yawn.

  • James Family
    James Family 19 hari yang lalu

    propaganda

  • Atlantika
    Atlantika 19 hari yang lalu

    Kate McKinnon is hot !

  • shigsho
    shigsho 20 hari yang lalu

    This just isn't funny. SNL was once great. Sorry, but the truth hurts.

  • cyberprompt
    cyberprompt 20 hari yang lalu

    #dissentThis you can't say this here dissenter.com/download

  • After.
    After. 21 hari yang lalu +1

    6ix9ine is in the vid and the time count is 6:09
    6:09= 69

  • Chaos Gonaway
    Chaos Gonaway 21 hari yang lalu

    Is there a bathroom around here, cause I really have to take a Wiki-leak ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚

  • William R. King
    William R. King 21 hari yang lalu

    We call him a hero, you call him a super villain. SNL must be in the "club." :O/-

  • Donovan McDavid
    Donovan McDavid 21 hari yang lalu

    That 69 one got me

  • L Clarke
    L Clarke 21 hari yang lalu +2

    The whole cast and writers oughta be in prison...for felonious boredom.

  • David Gibbs
    David Gibbs 22 hari yang lalu

    But my password is letters and numbers

  • forreal pat
    forreal pat 22 hari yang lalu

    ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

  • Rusty Shackleford
    Rusty Shackleford 22 hari yang lalu +1

    hahahah this was great, good to see a killer opener again!

  • Jeremy Bader
    Jeremy Bader 23 hari yang lalu

    that wasn't very funny

  • Saxazax
    Saxazax 23 hari yang lalu +2

    this has to be one of the only channels on youtube that can get away
    with uploading videos shorter than 10:04 on a consistent basis

  • Anonymous Andy
    Anonymous Andy 23 hari yang lalu

    For the rainbow dude, they forgot to mention the rape... Wasn't the girl like 13?

  • BoBBlehead-ASMR ASMR
    BoBBlehead-ASMR ASMR 23 hari yang lalu +1

    A guy who showed the bad side of the USA eat they USA people still call him an evil guy thatโ€™s fucking great

  • Lil Rasta
    Lil Rasta 23 hari yang lalu

    2:21 ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • elan sturtz
    elan sturtz 23 hari yang lalu +4

    At 2:37 my OCD was killing me because her hat is slightly wrinkled lmao

  • Dez Bryant
    Dez Bryant 23 hari yang lalu

    Straight face gang wya?

  • g sun
    g sun 23 hari yang lalu

    when Kate said that line
    I lost it
    hahaha

  • J P
    J P 24 hari yang lalu

    This could have been so much better.

  • Raven Jones
    Raven Jones 24 hari yang lalu

    Why did I get creeped out yet excited for Micheal Keaton

  • poop
    poop 24 hari yang lalu

    iPod?

  • Rik Nel
    Rik Nel 24 hari yang lalu

    I thought Tekashi was arrested on pedophilia charges ? no ?

  • Bill Craig
    Bill Craig 24 hari yang lalu +2

    I keep watching for a sketch about MSNBC'S Velshi/Ruhle newscasts. *wink, wink - nudge-nudge*

  • John Allen
    John Allen 24 hari yang lalu

    Julian assange, bitches

  • Alicia B
    Alicia B 24 hari yang lalu +1

    I live in London in Ecuador..try figuring that one out...๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  • Flozy
    Flozy 24 hari yang lalu +55

    U guys dragged Lori through the mud in this im dying

    • LivingDeadGirl
      LivingDeadGirl 2 hari yang lalu

      Lol no she did it to herself snl is just gonna make sure NO ONE FORGETS that's all ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Commercial Communication
    Commercial Communication 25 hari yang lalu +1

    Lol, Hilarious! It is so funny how the old farts at NBC corp so transparently attempt to peddle government propaganda, trying to play โ€œinfluencer,โ€ trying to convince people that whistleblower Assange is the enemy of the people for exposing the deer-in-the-headlight-style-helicopter-murder of journalists and first responders, and the accompanying coverup. Not too subtly, they deliver their talking points by having the Assange character say, โ€œIโ€™ve attacked the US Military... cause Iโ€™m a super villain!โ€ (pretty lame dialogue.) Very comical attempt at manipulation and political โ€œinfluencingโ€. CBS Corp. is the lamest! ROFL! Old Farts!

  • Frank Miranda
    Frank Miranda 25 hari yang lalu +176

    Kenan: "Hold up, You paid $500,000 for USC?!"
    Lori: "Oh Yeh, That's not including the 300 grand i blew for tuition."
    Kenan: "My God, What did your daughter major in?"
    Lori: "Communication"
    Kenan: "Ooohhhhhhh....."
    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • chefdsal1
    chefdsal1 25 hari yang lalu +4

    Keaton quoted his famous Batman line and no studio audience members noticed.
    ๐Ÿ˜ฉ they were prolly expecting a big audience reaction. Nope

  • Day Spencer
    Day Spencer 25 hari yang lalu

    Is this actually considered comedy?

  • Ed P
    Ed P 25 hari yang lalu +1

    Tekashi ๐Ÿ‘

  • Ed P
    Ed P 25 hari yang lalu

    This skit is too much.......๐Ÿ˜ฎ

  • Lunar Cookie-Chan
    Lunar Cookie-Chan 25 hari yang lalu

    ITS CHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Brad Robb
    Brad Robb 25 hari yang lalu +2

    Nice to see snl doing something honest for once instead of leftist propaganda

  • Not SO Fast There
    Not SO Fast There 25 hari yang lalu +1

    LMFAO !!!!! instant classic

  • Indiejan Hansen
    Indiejan Hansen 25 hari yang lalu

    Little bit of me died when there was zero reaction to the Batman reference

  • RR R
    RR R 25 hari yang lalu

    Watch collateral murder video from youtube for facts. Just to be clear US troops started shooting at 9 individuals from Apache helicopter for, i want to say no reason whatsoever, but honestly one of them mistook a part of camera seen round the corner as an โ€rpgโ€ ,in bagdad 2007. Several of them were killed shortly including reuters 22-year old cameraman Namir Noor Eldeen.They shot several bursts to civilians even after they were wounded and crawling away. It might well be that 8 were killed at that point. 40-year old Saeed Chmagh journalist from reuters a father of 4 children survived first rounds and tried to escape but got shot as he ran. Saeed got wounded and crawled some meters and the helicopter crew were hoping that he would grab a gun so that they could shoot at him again. Then a minivan comes and people try to help. They carried Saeed to the van and all the time US troops were asking for permission to shoot them because they might have been collecting the guns, which were never there.. Finally they got permission to shoot again and they shot the civilians trying to help the wounded. To summarize atleast dozen died and several got wounded includind 2 small children that were in the vans frontseat and could have been easily seen before they started to fire at the van. Then US groundforces came and drove over Namir's body and soldiers in helicopter laughed about it. They found the 2 wounded little children from the van and one of the soldiers says that it was the parents fault for bringing their kids to a battle.
    Only one that end up in jail were the person who leaked the video. And now Assange for publishing it and for creating a platform for people to see what those in power don't want us to see.

  • Ed P
    Ed P 26 hari yang lalu

    โ€œIโ€™m a loco.โ€๐Ÿ˜ฎ

  • xhagast
    xhagast 26 hari yang lalu

    Michael Keaton looks so young he might want to play Batman again. He is the best Batman so far. And if Christopher Lee at 90 could be a fighter in Star Wars and Lord of the Rings, they can make Jack Nicholson work as the Joker. He was THE Joker. Others have played the character but none was as true to it as Nicholson.

  • Paola D'Rugama
    Paola D'Rugama 26 hari yang lalu +2

    Michael Keaton is so cool ๐Ÿ˜

  • Michael Curland
    Michael Curland 26 hari yang lalu +2

    $100 to anyone who can tell me Assange's crime

    • Alan
      Alan 23 hari yang lalu

      The public needed to know

    • Alan
      Alan 23 hari yang lalu

      Hillary's leaked emails, remember when Trump was elected

    • MsLogjam
      MsLogjam 25 hari yang lalu +1

      He's been accused of giving away state secrets in the U.S. and rape in Sweden. He also had a habit of threatening the Ecuadoran hosts with some mysterious device he claimed to have that could cause the embassy to explode if he activated it; hence, the reason for such a hands-on arrest. Some people would rather be respected than loved and if they can't be respected they'll settle for fear and loathing.

    • wolfedog99
      wolfedog99 26 hari yang lalu

      Being a poor embassy guest that would not clean up after himself or his cat.

  • Xavier Wulf Boy HollowSesh
    Xavier Wulf Boy HollowSesh 26 hari yang lalu +4

    Michael Keaton the reason I watched this & kenan Thompson

  • Darnell Robeson
    Darnell Robeson 26 hari yang lalu +28

    When i saw Tekashi sitting there i fell out so hard omg. Funniest part on here

  • Bond James Bond
    Bond James Bond 26 hari yang lalu +3

    lmao, I paid 500k to get my daughter into USC. Wasn't expecting that....I've died, seriously!!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    Kate McKinnon is fire!!!! lol

    • Ed P
      Ed P 25 hari yang lalu

      Bond James Bond loco ๐Ÿ˜

  • D 123
    D 123 26 hari yang lalu

    It's the Solicitor for the Solicited!

  • Kari Benirschke
    Kari Benirschke 26 hari yang lalu

    MICHAEL KEATON!!!!!!!

  • sisterfromanotherplanet
    sisterfromanotherplanet 26 hari yang lalu +2

    "But my password has letters AND numbers!"

  • Phillip Reese
    Phillip Reese 26 hari yang lalu

    I was waiting for the "You wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts!" Well played, Michael Keaton. Well played.

  • BlackLeo
    BlackLeo 26 hari yang lalu

    the hell is this shit? snl got really bad wow.