Jared's Immigration Plan Is A 'Complete Whiff'

  • Dipublikasikan tanggal 17 Mei 2019
  • Jared Kushner's solution for immigration is being described as a 'conversation-starter' and a 'complete whiff.' #LSSC #Colbert #Monologue
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  • Rose Hearts
    Rose Hearts 13 hari yang lalu

    Trump mainly said he wanted to meet with the Manager

  • Samuel Rosander
    Samuel Rosander 25 hari yang lalu

    So which "culture" and "way of life" are they supposed to incorporate? I don't know if these rich white conmen noticed, but there is no single culture or way of life in this country. Definitely no specific skin color or religion. So which one should they incorporate?

    It's questions like these that stump people on the right, because they *know* that they'll get it wrong the moment they open their mouths to identify the "correct" one. The people who actually do try get caught openly admitting to their bigotry. The ones that don't but still push for that sort of nonsense are accepting that their arguments are bigoted, but refuse to publicly expose themselves as such. So this is my challenge to you people on the right:

    If you can't be critical of your own ideas to the point where you're asking simple, obvious questions, or...
    If the answers to those questions turn out to be steeped in one form of bigotry or another (race, religion, sex, gender, etc), or...
    If you can't include basic logic and common sense...


    Your "easy" or "simple" solution should never be spoken of, and you should stop trying to justify bad ideas OR bigotry OR general ignorance...and sometimes some combination thereof.

  • James Lade
    James Lade 26 hari yang lalu

    Didnโ€™t Bolton want regime change in Canada ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ? We feel left out ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

  • Sophie Peraaud
    Sophie Peraaud 28 hari yang lalu


  • BB B
    BB B Bulan Yang lalu

    Don't understand why he thinks he can make any comment about anything

  • Elena Belacastre
    Elena Belacastre Bulan Yang lalu

    POPEAS NEVER GET THEIR FACTS ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿค“โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ‘. STRAIGHT, lol vvvv PROVE IT!! ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ‘Ž. Lool

  • Andrew Gan
    Andrew Gan Bulan Yang lalu

    When critics said Obama was laid-back, did they mean like this?

  • Marie
    Marie Bulan Yang lalu

    Itโ€™s plain evil to not let loved ones immigrate to oneโ€™s country to be with them.

  • Changefullstew 36
    Changefullstew 36 Bulan Yang lalu

    As an Iranian I just want everyone to know, the issues are between goverments and even if it comes to war, well we all have to protect our countries but just know nothing personal...

  • Atticus Finch
    Atticus Finch Bulan Yang lalu

    Ugly man Cornholebert still butthurt over poopstain clinton loosing.

  • Stevie Anderson
    Stevie Anderson Bulan Yang lalu

    And we thought it couldn't get any worse.

  • ThyJuan C
    ThyJuan C Bulan Yang lalu

    I watch this when I am having a bad day.. lmfao ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ T is a big fat joke..I can not even spell his while name.

  • kkpaine
    kkpaine Bulan Yang lalu

    Wow! Picking up that Stephen is taking edit leads from Randy Rainbow. Should have him on the show. (Tulsi not given credit for her tenacity on regime change.). Colbert on CBS strings and preserving self-promo.

  • Lamont Richie
    Lamont Richie Bulan Yang lalu


  • Marlon Mudzudzu
    Marlon Mudzudzu 2 bulan yang lalu

    I almost pissed myself during this LMAO

  • Catherine Gold
    Catherine Gold 2 bulan yang lalu +1

    Since when the US has a culture?

  • Chad Hurley
    Chad Hurley 2 bulan yang lalu

    Donald Trump doesnโ€™t put all of those dots after his comments on twitter because twitter only allows 140 characters......itโ€™s because, like a plant, he thinks that you need time to absorb this pile of shit before you need to be fed again.

  • J Smith
    J Smith 2 bulan yang lalu

    Jared Kushner knows how to cheat citizens out of their money that's about all period.

  • Liz Roberts
    Liz Roberts 2 bulan yang lalu

    Dumbledore of the Desert ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Please send Bolton to the Congo and lose him.

  • Eisdax
    Eisdax 2 bulan yang lalu

    What's the difference between the US and a yogurt? A yogurt develops some kind of culture after 200 years.

  • Andrew Thompson
    Andrew Thompson 2 bulan yang lalu

    This is a stellar performance!

  • Chris Floyd
    Chris Floyd 2 bulan yang lalu

    Stephen and John's chemistry is the best part of these segments

  • careaboutmychildren craig
    careaboutmychildren craig 2 bulan yang lalu

    actually it can lower wages for dr and engineers and allow cuts to education. what makes more sense, have people come and work their way up or bring in engineers and dr to kill good jobs for our young college people.

  • Robert Poen
    Robert Poen 2 bulan yang lalu

    Jefferson's letter to the Danbury Baptist Association led to the establishment of the wall of separation between the state and religion. Extra points if you know who the Baptist Association had accused of religious persecution.

  • Yngve Andersen
    Yngve Andersen 2 bulan yang lalu

    im not a kiss fan anymore....

  • Ev JA A
    Ev JA A 2 bulan yang lalu

    I am sorry. America is the laughing stock of the world, officially

  • Jodi Fangmann
    Jodi Fangmann 2 bulan yang lalu

    Donald Trump meeting with a dictator usually ends in love though
    so it's a good idea.

  • David Edwards
    David Edwards 2 bulan yang lalu

    I like that immigration policy.
    tRump would fail in all areas.

  • Nasser Bastanmehr
    Nasser Bastanmehr 2 bulan yang lalu +1

    How did you get here AMERICA!

  • jd dj
    jd dj 3 bulan yang lalu

    If they want to stay here they have to acquire the same lying, brainwashing, murdering, thieving, mindset as what this country was built on that now plans to take this mindset out into outer space with our space force.

  • Maraldi 57
    Maraldi 57 3 bulan yang lalu +1

    Why canโ€™t Bolton promote regime change in DC?

  • Chukka Ijoma
    Chukka Ijoma 3 bulan yang lalu +1

    Someone is seriously working hard to earn Nobel peace prize by escalating and de-escalating tension all over the world.

  • Karen William
    Karen William 3 bulan yang lalu

    So you mean USA has allies in Europe where you call some of their prime minister's stupid? Time will tell.

  • Jean Jackson
    Jean Jackson 3 bulan yang lalu +1

    I hope not, keep your fingers crossed ! Thank you Mr President, You are such a caring man.........

  • Kathy Vogel
    Kathy Vogel 3 bulan yang lalu

    Liar liar pants on fire.

  • Kathy Vogel
    Kathy Vogel 3 bulan yang lalu

    Trump has been dealing with Russia. Which is why he wonโ€™t reveal his tax returns. He owes Russia millions if not more.

  • Goodness Gracious
    Goodness Gracious 3 bulan yang lalu +1

    "Dangerously Unqualified" Nailed it!

  • Gina Kay
    Gina Kay 3 bulan yang lalu


  • Gina Kay
    Gina Kay 3 bulan yang lalu +1


  • Gina Kay
    Gina Kay 3 bulan yang lalu

    RIBMANIA ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜†

  • AnotherButt 4chair
    AnotherButt 4chair 3 bulan yang lalu

    Stephen dont give Trump any ideas, he is watching.

  • Marc St.james
    Marc St.james 3 bulan yang lalu +1

    Any Hitchens fan knows of Jeffersons letter referenced......

  • Joe Ramos
    Joe Ramos 3 bulan yang lalu

    Are You Not Entertained!?!?! Quagmire R US! I hope NOT! Kiss Army! Professional relatives! Danbury Baptist Association Test? Dangerously Unqualified! ๐Ÿคช ๐ŸŽฑ

  • gggnumber1
    gggnumber1 3 bulan yang lalu

    "Complete Whiff?" Hmmmmm. Smells like loser.

  • George Costarica
    George Costarica 3 bulan yang lalu

    Batiste you annoying nobody STOP interjecting

  • Velma R
    Velma R 3 bulan yang lalu

    Julian Rivera, low I Q, low class, and DUMB!

  • Velma R
    Velma R 3 bulan yang lalu

    JulianRiviera, you just gave away your IQ....tsk tsk!

  • Hyper Sonic
    Hyper Sonic 3 bulan yang lalu

    4:20 First time I've witnessed Trump act like a comedian!

  • Richard Thurmond
    Richard Thurmond 3 bulan yang lalu

    Dangerously Unqulafied.

  • Wendy MacDonald
    Wendy MacDonald 3 bulan yang lalu

    Ok now your talking..kid rock..I think he actually voted for f.......Trump...kid what the fuck....I love you...please do not vote for that fffff man

  • Wendy MacDonald
    Wendy MacDonald 3 bulan yang lalu

    Stephen..dear Stephen".....please do not make jokes about previous wars of US...which led to other allies part of that war...some people may not find that funny...including ME

  • Tubmaster 5000
    Tubmaster 5000 3 bulan yang lalu

    Not exactly comforting when the best answer the commander-in-chief can give is "I hope not".

  • robert graziano
    robert graziano 3 bulan yang lalu

    Trumpig doesn't want war? Lie 1000000000000

  • Lee
    Lee 3 bulan yang lalu +1

    Just return our property and we will run it properly for you.๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง

  • Chris Thompson
    Chris Thompson 3 bulan yang lalu

    So if they are going to allow someone in the country based on their intelligence, Rumpty and his brood are going to have to leave.

  • Conexiรณn Francesa
    Conexiรณn Francesa 3 bulan yang lalu

    Lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ he's a fn dumb ass lol I hope not ๐Ÿ˜ณ

  • Gerard Whittaker
    Gerard Whittaker 3 bulan yang lalu

    I object to Bolton being strapped to a tank enterng iran. Try using a cruse missile

  • Angel Leigh
    Angel Leigh 3 bulan yang lalu

    Interesting Jared chose this letter declaring the separation of church and state: (from the Library of Congress)
    Jefferson's Letter to the Danbury Baptists
    The Final Letter, as Sent
    To messers. Nehemiah Dodge, Ephraim Robbins, & Stephen S. Nelson, a committee of the Danbury Baptist association in the state of Connecticut.


    The affectionate sentiments of esteem and approbation which you are so good as to express towards me, on behalf of the Danbury Baptist association, give me the highest satisfaction. my duties dictate a faithful and zealous pursuit of the interests of my constituents, & in proportion as they are persuaded of my fidelity to those duties, the discharge of them becomes more and more pleasing.

    Believing with you that religion is a matter which lies solely between Man & his God, that he owes account to none other for his faith or his worship, that the legitimate powers of government reach actions only, & not opinions, I CONTEMPLATE WITH SOVEREIGN REVERENCE THAT THE ACT OF THE WHOLE AMERICAN PEOPLE WHICH DECLARED THAT THEIR lLEGISLATOR SHOULD MAKE NO LAW "RESPECTING AN ESTABLISHED RELIGION, OR PROHIBITING THE FREE EXERCISE THEREOF" THUS BUILDING A WALL OF SEPARATION BETWEEN CHURCH AND STATE. Adhering to this expression of the supreme will of the nation in behalf of the rights of conscience, I shall see with sincere satisfaction the progress of those sentiments which tend to restore to man all his natural rights, convinced he has no natural right in opposition to his social duties.

    I reciprocate your kind prayers for the protection & blessing of the common father and creator of man, and tender you for yourselves & your religious association, assurances of my high respect & esteem.

    Thomas Jefferson
    Jan. 1. 1802.

  • Alfonso Garcia
    Alfonso Garcia 3 bulan yang lalu

    In minute 4:15 Stephen asks: who is to win from this argument? I think US warlordsare to win, and to win a lot by TRADING weapons. They always win.

  • Kennedy Kariuki
    Kennedy Kariuki 3 bulan yang lalu

    aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!!!! "it keeps sayin 8, I don't understand." .... Well done Sir, i nearly peed myself