Jared's Immigration Plan Is A 'Complete Whiff'

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  • Jared Kushner's solution for immigration is being described as a 'conversation-starter' and a 'complete whiff.' #LSSC #Colbert #Monologue
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  • David Edwards
    David Edwards 2 jam yang lalu

    I like that immigration policy.
    tRump would fail in all areas.

  • Nasser Bastanmehr
    Nasser Bastanmehr 13 jam yang lalu

    How did you get here AMERICA!

  • jd dj
    jd dj Hari Yang lalu

    If they want to stay here they have to acquire the same lying, brainwashing, murdering, thieving, mindset as what this country was built on that now plans to take this mindset out into outer space with our space force.

  • Maraldi 57
    Maraldi 57 2 hari yang lalu

    Why can’t Bolton promote regime change in DC?

  • Chukka Ijoma
    Chukka Ijoma 2 hari yang lalu

    Someone is seriously working hard to earn Nobel peace prize by escalating and de-escalating tension all over the world.

  • Karen William
    Karen William 6 hari yang lalu

    So you mean USA has allies in Europe where you call some of their prime minister's stupid? Time will tell.

  • Jean Jackson
    Jean Jackson 6 hari yang lalu +1

    I hope not, keep your fingers crossed ! Thank you Mr President, You are such a caring man.........

  • Kathy Vogel
    Kathy Vogel 8 hari yang lalu

    Liar liar pants on fire.

  • Kathy Vogel
    Kathy Vogel 8 hari yang lalu

    Trump has been dealing with Russia. Which is why he won’t reveal his tax returns. He owes Russia millions if not more.

  • Goodness Gracious
    Goodness Gracious 10 hari yang lalu +1

    "Dangerously Unqualified" Nailed it!

  • Gina Kay
    Gina Kay 12 hari yang lalu

    PENTAGON CANNOT POSSIBLY TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY FROM THE ASSHAT AND THIEF IN THE ULTRAWHITHOUSE. I KNOW THE CIA DON'T. #DEMOCRAT2020

  • Gina Kay
    Gina Kay 12 hari yang lalu +1

    DESERT DUMBLEDORE πŸ˜€πŸ˜ƒπŸ€£πŸ’˜

  • Gina Kay
    Gina Kay 12 hari yang lalu

    RIBMANIA πŸ˜…πŸ˜†

  • Student Loans Are Cool
    Student Loans Are Cool 14 hari yang lalu

    Stephen dont give Trump any ideas, he is watching.

  • Marc St.james
    Marc St.james 15 hari yang lalu +1

    Any Hitchens fan knows of Jeffersons letter referenced......

  • Joe Ramos
    Joe Ramos 17 hari yang lalu

    Are You Not Entertained!?!?! Quagmire R US! I hope NOT! Kiss Army! Professional relatives! Danbury Baptist Association Test? Dangerously Unqualified! πŸ€ͺ 🎱

  • gggnumber1
    gggnumber1 17 hari yang lalu

    "Complete Whiff?" Hmmmmm. Smells like loser.

  • George Costarica
    George Costarica 18 hari yang lalu

    Batiste you annoying nobody STOP interjecting

  • Donna Ross
    Donna Ross 18 hari yang lalu

    Julian Rivera, low I Q, low class, and DUMB!

  • Donna Ross
    Donna Ross 18 hari yang lalu

    JulianRiviera, you just gave away your IQ....tsk tsk!

  • Hyper Sonic
    Hyper Sonic 18 hari yang lalu

    4:20 First time I've witnessed Trump act like a comedian!

  • Richard Thurmond
    Richard Thurmond 19 hari yang lalu

    Dangerously Unqulafied.

  • Wendy MacDonald
    Wendy MacDonald 19 hari yang lalu

    Ok now your talking..kid rock..I think he actually voted for f.......Trump...kid what the fuck....I love you...please do not vote for that fffff man

  • Wendy MacDonald
    Wendy MacDonald 19 hari yang lalu

    Stephen..dear Stephen".....please do not make jokes about previous wars of US...which led to other allies part of that war...some people may not find that funny...including ME

  • Tubmaster 5000
    Tubmaster 5000 19 hari yang lalu

    Not exactly comforting when the best answer the commander-in-chief can give is "I hope not".

  • robert graziano
    robert graziano 20 hari yang lalu

    Trumpig doesn't want war? Lie 1000000000000

  • Lee Stoker
    Lee Stoker 20 hari yang lalu +1

    Just return our property and we will run it properly for you.πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§

  • Chris Thompson
    Chris Thompson 21 hari yang lalu

    So if they are going to allow someone in the country based on their intelligence, Rumpty and his brood are going to have to leave.

  • ConexiΓ³n Francesa
    ConexiΓ³n Francesa 21 hari yang lalu

    Lol πŸ˜‚ he's a fn dumb ass lol I hope not 😳

  • Gerard Whittaker
    Gerard Whittaker 21 hari yang lalu

    I object to Bolton being strapped to a tank enterng iran. Try using a cruse missile

  • Angel Leigh
    Angel Leigh 21 hari yang lalu

    Interesting Jared chose this letter declaring the separation of church and state: (from the Library of Congress)
    Jefferson's Letter to the Danbury Baptists
    The Final Letter, as Sent
    To messers. Nehemiah Dodge, Ephraim Robbins, & Stephen S. Nelson, a committee of the Danbury Baptist association in the state of Connecticut.

    Gentlemen

    The affectionate sentiments of esteem and approbation which you are so good as to express towards me, on behalf of the Danbury Baptist association, give me the highest satisfaction. my duties dictate a faithful and zealous pursuit of the interests of my constituents, & in proportion as they are persuaded of my fidelity to those duties, the discharge of them becomes more and more pleasing.

    Believing with you that religion is a matter which lies solely between Man & his God, that he owes account to none other for his faith or his worship, that the legitimate powers of government reach actions only, & not opinions, I CONTEMPLATE WITH SOVEREIGN REVERENCE THAT THE ACT OF THE WHOLE AMERICAN PEOPLE WHICH DECLARED THAT THEIR lLEGISLATOR SHOULD MAKE NO LAW "RESPECTING AN ESTABLISHED RELIGION, OR PROHIBITING THE FREE EXERCISE THEREOF" THUS BUILDING A WALL OF SEPARATION BETWEEN CHURCH AND STATE. Adhering to this expression of the supreme will of the nation in behalf of the rights of conscience, I shall see with sincere satisfaction the progress of those sentiments which tend to restore to man all his natural rights, convinced he has no natural right in opposition to his social duties.

    I reciprocate your kind prayers for the protection & blessing of the common father and creator of man, and tender you for yourselves & your religious association, assurances of my high respect & esteem.

    Thomas Jefferson
    Jan. 1. 1802.

  • Alfonso Garcia
    Alfonso Garcia 21 hari yang lalu

    In minute 4:15 Stephen asks: who is to win from this argument? I think US warlordsare to win, and to win a lot by TRADING weapons. They always win.

  • Kennedy Kariuki
    Kennedy Kariuki 22 hari yang lalu

    aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!!!! "it keeps sayin 8, I don't understand." .... Well done Sir, i nearly peed myself

  • Luis Tolentino
    Luis Tolentino 22 hari yang lalu

    A steaming turd is what we have at the white house right now.. 🀣

  • Sheila T
    Sheila T 23 hari yang lalu

    So merit based imigration? They come over for agriculture jobs no one does here and tRumps base complains about their jobs being taken. So now they want educated people with job prospects in the US?

  • Frans van Mook
    Frans van Mook 23 hari yang lalu

    What is the interest of the USA in the Middle-East? I thought that USA has enough oil for themselfs. Is The USA the policeman of the world? When I see how the police handles difficult situations in the slums in big cities in the States, i am not very happy with that role!

  • Mike Perkins
    Mike Perkins 24 hari yang lalu

    POS POTUS, family, staff and supporters.
    The feces doesn't fall far from the anus.

  • Anagnorisis- for the love of learning

    I love how he still screaming fake news, when Fox News sources most of their material from everything he calls fake.

  • Ha! Ha! Ha!
    Ha! Ha! Ha! 27 hari yang lalu +1

    If Trump doesn't want war, he could just *FIRE JOHN BOLTON AND MIKE POMPEO* right? πŸ€” Only a leader could do that.

  • David Connor
    David Connor 28 hari yang lalu

    your moron of a fake president...wont be happy until he has war under his belt...he doesn’t give a flying fuck about anyone else...

  • TrollFarm Sage
    TrollFarm Sage Bulan Yang lalu

    Catch and release laws requires Border Patrol to release illegal immigrants to the US, whenever they claim asylum and a fear of harm if deported back to their country. Trump wishes to build a wall along the US Mexico Border, and some portions of this wall is, or will be physically set back some distance from the actual legal border. It would be a great idea to bus illegals that claim asylum, or otherwise may not be deported, to areas where the wall is set back some distance from the legal border. Technically this would not be a deportation, because they will be dropped off inside the legal boundaries of the US. A good wall, fences, gates, checkpoints, etc.. should prevent those lacking legal status from passing thru the checkpoints along the wall and entering, or re-entering the US. It would be nice to have some water and shade available at the drop off points.

    There are many large national parks, forests and other public lands along the border with Mexico. Instead of just one wall, two or more walls may be constructed on the US side of the border, and they may allow unrestricted travel south, to exit from the US to Mexico. Northbound travel would be restricted by typical customs and immigration checkpoints. Some illegals could be transported to campgrounds on the north/US side of the walls, fences and gates that will prevent these illegal campers from passing north thru checkpoints to the US, but allow an easy exit south to Mexico. Again, these illegal asylum seekers would still be within the US, and technically this would not be a deportation. Many nice campgrounds could be built with showers, picnic tables, pavilions, bathrooms, BBQ grills, etc.. and these campgrounds would enhance the national parks and be available to US campers after the immigration crisis is over. Make US Campgrounds Great Again.

  • M S
    M S Bulan Yang lalu +1

    Thank you, my fellow NU comrade! You continue to provide my hours and hours of satisfying therapy to the clown show in our beloved White House! I can't wait for the American People to get it back!

  • Walt Schmidt
    Walt Schmidt Bulan Yang lalu

    Colbert the fuckwad actually thinks people give a shit about anything he says?

  • Petrida Ijumba
    Petrida Ijumba Bulan Yang lalu

    Kushner is dumpster raw no experience what soever put in power to protect his conman crook father in law. How wrong America???

  • Jazz G
    Jazz G Bulan Yang lalu

    Mr dumbledore of the desert might be the best phrase Colbert has ever used! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Dennis Robertson
    Dennis Robertson Bulan Yang lalu

    The US needs smarter crazy people. Why is it when some nut job looses it, he goes and shoots up a mall, a school, a concert or theatre and they never go shoot at these idiot politicians ? I know why, it's because 99% of the time, these nut bags are Republicunts and everyone knows that Republicunts are pussies. If you need a weapon to fight, you're a fucking pussy. Plus if your going to bring a weapon, why a gun or machine gun why not show up wit a bazooka or better yet, a tank, I mean you already showed that you're a pussy cause you can't defend yourself with you're own two hands. You know the type, declares how tough they are and then they reach for a rocket launcher. FUCKING PUSSIES !!!!!!!!

  • Infidel Heretic
    Infidel Heretic Bulan Yang lalu

    Invading Iran would be impossible they are surrounded on all sides by mountain ranges. They have more than double Iraq’s population.
    And that’s not even considering our lack of an exit strategy.

  • Rob Vee
    Rob Vee Bulan Yang lalu

    Canada and Australia use the merit based system to good effect.

  • Kelly Stephenson
    Kelly Stephenson Bulan Yang lalu

    I'm guessing Melania's parents meet that criteria. No? Hmmm

  • Tobias Rieper
    Tobias Rieper Bulan Yang lalu

    Muslim wizardπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Joanna
    Joanna Bulan Yang lalu

    Oh my! Am I the only one losing there shit when he said that gene is at the white house in front of the podium?!? I'm not sure I'm liking this simulation lol

  • Patricia Leonard
    Patricia Leonard Bulan Yang lalu

    Boltons a coward too.
    He said he didnt want to die in an asian rice patty.

  • Thatone Guy
    Thatone Guy Bulan Yang lalu

    That and gene Simmons joke made me die

  • Lili Bee
    Lili Bee Bulan Yang lalu

    He’s willing to start a war to deflect from his own crimes. Send his kids first. They’re not that smart, but they are young and able bodied....unless bone spurs run in the family.

  • T S
    T S Bulan Yang lalu

    They are all nuts!!!!

  • T S
    T S Bulan Yang lalu

    Trump is just a little narcissist isn't he? This guy says me,me,me more than anyone I have ever heard! It can make you sick.....or is it I,I,I??

  • T S
    T S Bulan Yang lalu

    This administration has the most incompetent people all in one place! None of them know what the hell there doing!!

  • Sara Heqet
    Sara Heqet Bulan Yang lalu

    No wonder these people want to work for Lumpy, its a piggy bank free for all, spend spend spend. Work for the public I'm on strike until you stop investigating me. So he'll be out awhile

  • Blado
    Blado Bulan Yang lalu

    Stitches

  • Blado
    Blado Bulan Yang lalu

    John was on point tonight with those keys!

  • Chipmunk Tubetop
    Chipmunk Tubetop Bulan Yang lalu

    Just nuke us already, goddammit.

  • martin wilk
    martin wilk Bulan Yang lalu

    The whole world is waiting for "regime change" in the States

  • Infinity311 GJanveaux
    Infinity311 GJanveaux Bulan Yang lalu

    At least you didn’t say Djinni, lol

  • MsCygnusX1
    MsCygnusX1 Bulan Yang lalu

    The hypocrisy of that Immigration plan by JKushner could line a chemical tanker containing nuclear waste for 1000 years. For now, though, it's keeping a massive pile of bulls*** together.

  • EaglesQuest
    EaglesQuest Bulan Yang lalu

    Go live in Mexico...the canned laughter is stupid! I Ban You!

  • Izaia Petitphait
    Izaia Petitphait Bulan Yang lalu

    I'm scared. I'm not well versed in politics but I just had to register foe the draft this year when I turned 18. I don't want to fight in any war. I'm terrified

  • Element Air
    Element Air Bulan Yang lalu

    What a shock that Bolton is arguing for regime change. We can thank George W. for that fluffy-mustached cancer who keeps trying to get us into wars.

  • Veronica Deras-Roiz
    Veronica Deras-Roiz Bulan Yang lalu

    If you can afford it you become a citizen. The USA is for sale.

  • Mahmoud Sayed
    Mahmoud Sayed Bulan Yang lalu

    7:00 ROFL

  • Marvin Pratt
    Marvin Pratt Bulan Yang lalu

    Er